There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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