It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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