Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He did a backflip because drugs
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