called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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