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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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