at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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