New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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