I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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