I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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