This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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