Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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