Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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