how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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