Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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