One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
ok first of all what the fuck
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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