508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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