i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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