Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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