Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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he fucked my hip out of place.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
NoShamevember. You game?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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