Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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