Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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