Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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