literally had 100 drinks last night.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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