I heard we made out
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ttyl tear gas
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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