The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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