I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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