I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Can I color on your dick again?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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