i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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