i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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