I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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