Where did you get a picture of my penis
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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