Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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