oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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