Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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