yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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