Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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