its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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