This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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