There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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