So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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