Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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