If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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