love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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