I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he fucked my hip out of place.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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