do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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