Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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