Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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