That's intense
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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