@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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