You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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