i was born a porn star she said
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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